|It's a cake. Well, it was. Then I ate it.|
1337 baker. Shitty poet. Nerd extraordinaire. Asshole atheist.|
I AM SO FUCKING SEXY OH GOD YES
I'm a perv.
I'm a dAmn addict.
I'm a musician.
I'm an aspiring pastry chef.
chocolate, spicy food, questions, dark electronica, pretty faces, arrogant people, silver jewelery, and fancy bedclothes.
assumptions. ignorance, credulity
Ask me anything. I can't think of a question I don't have an answer for.
Current Residence: Davis, California
Personal Quote: "You're a sweetie with the sense of humor of a sexual overlord."