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Kain Bathory
Artist | Professional | Artisan Crafts
United States
1337 baker. Shitty poet. Nerd extraordinaire. Asshole atheist.


I'm a perv.
I'm a dAmn addict.
I'm a musician.
I'm an aspiring pastry chef.

:heart: chocolate, spicy food, questions, dark electronica, pretty faces, arrogant people, silver jewelery, and fancy bedclothes.

:thumbsdown: assumptions. ignorance, credulity

Ask me anything. I can't think of a question I don't have an answer for.

Current Residence: Davis, California
Personal Quote: "You're a sweetie with the sense of humor of a sexual overlord."


Homebody devID 1214 by FluffyInDrag
Homebody devID 1214
Because why wouldn't I wear the vampiest fucking lipstick ever just to sit at home playing Cookie Clicker? Yeaaaahhh.
people like her didn't get sonnets or songs
everything about her was past tense
fit only for histories written by victors
Trust me when I say you do not want to know what I've been up to or what I'm thinking right now.
Sometimes people ask me why I have to talk about so much stuff on Facebook and other parts of the internet "all the time." They tell me I should keep my opinions to myself, that I shouldn't talk about things and people the way I do here.

The truth is, I say it here because I so frequently cannot in "real life."

I frequently have to hold my tongue when witnessing something with which I disagree, or when there's a conversation happening that if I contribute I will not be well-received. I also frequently refrain from becoming more than acquainted with people because I know if they knew some of the things I think and say here we would probably not be able to be on amicable terms. I would rather have friendly acquaintances than alienate someone who tries to be a friend.

Even with those who I am already friends I hold my tongue because if I don't they won't tolerate me anymore, regardless of how I feel about them. It's so rare for me to have people with whom I feel I can be entirely honest... I think I have two people right now that I can say I do not fear alienating with my honesty, and I don't know if it's fortunate or unfortunate that both of them live on other continents.

It's frustrating and lonely to hold so much of myself away from others. I literally dream of the day when I will have someone with whom I can really share anything without doubt or fear. Maybe an impossible dream.

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Daddys-Girl1997 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So sorry I have to do this:

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...! 
sorryi just want to teleport to anime from kitty-kawai<don't copy this also this just a letter from me that I don't believe in these but its woth a try XD
PantherPryde Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist…

I'm going to miss you. :hug:
Sitting-Brain Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's a cute bear you're working on :la:

Plus, your duckface is weird, and that's a compliment xD
TheAncynt Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're in jail .... Cry emote 
FluffyInDrag Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Yes, I'm in jail because I said "gay." Literally that's all. I said gay, not calling anyone gay, not saying anything is gay, just the word itself. 
A mod asked me why I was saying it, I started to explain but another mod interrupted saying I was arguing with the mod (the mod hadn't told me not to say it, just asked why I said it). I said I wasn't arguing, tried to finish explaining, and was muted for 3 days because of it.

I was accused of not complying with a mod except for the part where I did comply, wasn't told not to do the thing until after I was told I was arguing about it, never said I would not comply, and the thing I said wasn't against any rules to begin with.
TheAncynt Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
It's a bit of your safeword (hope google translated that well), if I'm not mistaken...

That's a pity :(
Uncle-Scratchy Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Your id picture is shocking. Not in a bad way. But I digress, I just want to say "Hello, your comment signature is funny".
FluffyInDrag Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Professional Artisan Crafter
Uncle-Scratchy Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
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